Monday, October 10, 2005

ARJ Pictures...

ARJ pictures, here.

Chairman's followup message......

Ian, thanks for the pics, it captures the event. However you missed the shot where Doggie get on his knees and beg for forgiveness. It was great seeing everyone, especially the ones that came from afar. It's a miracle after all those years we still remained close. I think we should make a point to gather once a year with all the boys. Here are some thoughts I like to shared with the Waffles. I am glad the truculent behavior is addressed and dealt with, will no longer be further problems. I strongly encourage more obedience to the Chairman.



Mark M******n - Very creative in stirring up problems ( I know you are behind on the flyer), MUST KEEP A CLOSE EYE ON YOU.

Ian - I never knew you had the toughness in you, great to see that. You must work harder and be more cut throat if you want to replace the chairman

Douglas - I am very impress with your abilities to create excitement for this gathering, next time pick a more easier topic for excitement creation, rather than to over throw the power that be.

Glenn H********n - I know some how you are involved in this, putting Doggie up to it.

Glenn H****l - All night you are suspiciously quiet, I noticed you avoided direct eye contact with me that night, I have to keep a close eye on you as well, these are perfidious times indeed

Robert - Great defense on the Chairmanship, You sunk your teeth into Ian, that was great.

Elias - Thanks for picking the Restaurant, and the throw up, after all it, the party would not be complete without some one blowing their lunch.

Brock - Redeemed himself by showing up later at the poker game ( thanks for the money)

Ed - always ready to offer good advise for the chairman to consider.

Matt - Always ready to offer his body to the cause

Adam - Very original with the god thing, it took a few seconds to get it

Craig - Made the night for me, what great effort for attending



Until next time.....


"To take something ordinary and turn it into
extraordinary......that is art!"

Monday, July 18, 2005

Chairman's message.

Dear friends,

Family reunions are safe in short durations, but there seems to always be moments when ancient monsters can be awakened with new vigor. Just when you think you have courageously conquered the old patterns of interacting in juvenile ways, you find yourself acting like a hurt 3-year-old in the sandbox. How can my fellow waffles have such a dramatic affect on me?

There is an ancient Tibetan Buddhist practice called tonglin. I encourage you to breathe in pain and exhale love. Start with small irritations and then work to bigger difficulties. I guess I always try to take on too much, because I feel my monsters begin to coil up, getting ready to strike again.

Small steps, You have to remember that these mountains are climbed by taking one step at a time and by sometimes resting and getting an overview of the entire landscape.

For a couple of breaths today, try sitting or lying down and breathing in pain and exhaling love. Be a human alchemist and help transform the world one breath at a time.

Peace,

Your glorious head bustin' chairman,
Larre Lap Yee

Wednesday, July 06, 2005

Atlantic Rim Job meeting dates....

It looks as if I will be coming to town on Thursday July 14th and staying till Saturday July 16th. The glorious and triumphant plenary with incredible social and economic benefits will be held the evening of July 15th, kicking off at DBA, #41 1st Avenue between 2nd and 3rd street, at 5 pm. We will also have a warming up party on Thursday night since it looks as if Toddie will be out of town in Friday.

Also, I haven't arranged a place to stay. Any ideas?

Saturday, July 02, 2005

Some very good news for Atlantic Rim Job....

Apparently, the Almighty will be making an appearance at the ARJ. We received his divine message today.....

GOD said...
GOD, IN THE HUMAN FORM OF ADAM GOLDBERG WILL GRACE THE MANDATORY, (DIVINATORY), EVENT WITH HIS PRESENCE.

5:35 PM

God is obviously welcome and since he is the creator of all, he will be providing the drinks and the food for the event. If there are any questions, please contact Adam Goldberg.

Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Pacific Rim Job

I just happened to run across this meaning today. I could not believe that its an actual slang saying.

Monday, June 27, 2005

International symbol for marraige.

New York (AP): On April 21, 2005, after 5 years of heated debate, the Commission of Human Rights approved the new International Symbol of Marriage, here.

Embarrassing?

You decide.

Calling All Savage Waffles.....

A meeting is going to be held in New York on Friday July 15th and it is necessary for everyone that can attend, attends. Lap and Craig will be choosing a venue and further information will posted here at a later date.

Tuesday, June 21, 2005

The new Mercury Mistress...

A car that is more than just fun to drive. See it here.

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Michael Jackson's planned new face.

Its defensive but still offensive.

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New York to create a beer trail.

This sounds like a great idea.
A century ago, there were more than 40 breweries in the Brooklyn borough alone. Currently there are more than 60 breweries, microbreweries and brewpubs in all of New York state, according to the Brewers Association, a nonprofit trade association.
And if they make up I Love Beer t-shirts lets get a few!!
Under the bill, which has already passed the Senate, the Empire State Brewery Trails Program would create an "I Love NY Beer" promotion that will include a brewery trail, vacation itineraries, and "brewery passports" with information on breweries and surrounding attractions as well as discounts and other incentives.

Tuesday, May 31, 2005

1,000 bars in 1 year....

Quest to visit 1,000 bars in one year. That is almost 3 a day.

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Milton J. Monroe reveals the latest picture of himself.


Milton J. Monroe hard at work.

He kind of Has girly looking hands doesn't he?

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Monday, May 30, 2005

Thursday, May 26, 2005

Amazing find in the British Museum collection.


Prehistoric rock art featuring a caveman with a shopping cart on the walls of the British Museum.
Posted by Hello

Sunday, May 22, 2005

Colonel Angus......

All the woman folk love Colonel Angus. Colonel Angus is headed down south. Since he prefers the deep south....the heat and humidity.

SNL Christopher Walken video.



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Monday, May 16, 2005


Hmmmm. I just don't know! Posted by Hello

John Kerry is a well known waffler!


John Kerry, former US Presidential candidate, is well known for his waffling on various issues. So we honor him here on the Savage Waffles Homepage. Welcom Mr. Kerry. Posted by Hello

Friday, April 29, 2005

See the movie!!!!!!


Kung Fu Hustle! Posted by Hello

Sorry that the Picture is so small, we are trying to figure out what to do.

Kung Fu Hustle comes to a theatre near you!

Kung Fu Hustle

A new comedy unlike anything you have seen before. Make it your mission to see this film - it will be one of the most entertaining you ever see. I can't remember the last film I enjoyed myself in more. My eyes still hurt from wiping away tears of laughter. Seriously.

Thursday, April 28, 2005

DON'T FORGET!!!!!!

Saturday, April 30th is my birthday! Glenn

Tuesday, April 26, 2005

Oh, come on!

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan."

Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal.

Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."

Fine dining with the Savage Waffles at the Waffle House....

America's Place to Work,
America's Place to Eat.

The Waffle House eating experience.
The Waffle House® Experience means different things to different people. It could be a bowl of Bert’s Chili™, a glass of Alice’s Iced Tea™ or just the friendly face behind the counter. Go to OUR HOUSE to read stories about special people and go to SIGNATURE ITEMS to get the story behind our chili, soups, tea and coffee.

Did you Know?
-If you lay all of the Bryan bacon end-to-end that Waffle House serves in a year, it will stretch from Atlanta to Los Angeles seven times! (That's more than 21,000 miles of bacon)

-If you could stack all of the sausage patties we serve in one day, it would reach the TOP of the Empire State Building! (Did you want grits with that?)

-Waffle House serves more than 3.2 million pounds of grits each year. That is enough to fill 86 semi-trucks!

-Each year Waffle House customers eat more than 334,000 pounds of pecans in their waffles. Which is more than 21 million pecans.

-Waffle House customers consume 2% of the total eggs produced in the United States for foodservice use. That is more than 185,000,000 eggs every year - 500,000 eggs everyday - 20,833 eggs every hour - 347 eggs every minute and five eggs every second.

-If you used all of the eggs Waffle House serves in a year to make a cheese omelet, it would weigh 28 tons and would need 185 million slices of cheese. (Do you want hashbrowns with that?)

-If you lined up all the bowls of Bert's ChiliT Waffle House serves in a year, it would stretch the length of Florida's coastline on both the Atlantic and the Gulf!

-Waffle House serves more than 10,000 T-bone steaks every day.

-If you stack all of the USDA Choice hamburger patties Waffle House serves in a year, it would equal the height of 18 Mount Everest!

-Waffle House serves more than 381 tons of country ham every year. That translates to more weight than a fully loaded Boeing 747 at takeoff.

-The first Waffle House® restaurant opened on Labor Day in 1955 in Avondale Estates, GA

-The Waffle House System operates more than 1,470 restaurants in 25 states.

Man-o-man am I gettin' hungry!

Lap's artwork and Lap after too much Champagne.


Too much fun at the New Year's party here in Hong Kong. Posted by Hello

Marc finally shows up at the PRJ, happy, but no carbohydrates and only one beer!


And Marc showed up later. Posted by Hello

Wearin a nice cape, sailor cap and and and WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE SHOES????


Our fearless leader and chairman. Posted by Hello

Monday, April 25, 2005