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Attendance Is Always Mandatory
the chairman
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- We love drinking beer, but now we are getting old and some of us are getting surly.
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Doogie will be there. Glenzo - where will you be staying? -Doogie
Glenzo –
I anxiously await this BIG EVENT. The BIG EVENT will from this day forward be referred to as the “ATLANTIC RIM JOB” Summer Symposium.
Anyone not there… will be considered “square”.
The venue shall have an overhead projector capable of projecting digital photos of the PACIFIC RIM JOB held in HK earlier this year and serve Stella Artois on tap. The Chairman (Lap) will present the HONG KONG PROTOCOL which was ratified on Laama Island on 6 March 2005, blessed by the Buddha on 8 March 2005, and witnessed by Michael (doesn’t dance), formerly of Bear Stearns.
The HONG KONG PROTOCOL clearly states that the Roles and Responsibilities of the Chairman are just too demanding for a domesticated sissy boy and that the current Chairman will therefore, effective 15 July 2005 pass the torch to Glenn Henricksen, “Champion and Worldly Mentor of the New Age”, formerly of Bear Stearns, (unless of course, he comes out of his cocoon, and beats Glenn at a game of chess)
In conclusion, we will all drink 2 draught Stella Artois in less than 60 seconds and throw the empties in the sink.
This calls for a celebration. Not to be confused with a celibate-tration, which is what happens when married people settle into an automated, involuntary state of celibacy... they can no longer have sex without consuming at least a case or two of Stella Artious followed by a trip to the sink to throw up, projectile style in an arc which reminds the drinker of how his penis used to appear before passing out, like a sputtering firework. fzzzzzz
The wussies are finally being ousted by the real men of this outfit. Next, the rest of this world, then the Galaxy and beyond!
ahahahahahahaaa (evil laugh)
Jeez.
definition of "GOD" (in this context)"Goldberg On Drugs"
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