Chairman's message.

Dear friends,

Family reunions are safe in short durations, but there seems to always be moments when ancient monsters can be awakened with new vigor. Just when you think you have courageously conquered the old patterns of interacting in juvenile ways, you find yourself acting like a hurt 3-year-old in the sandbox. How can my fellow waffles have such a dramatic affect on me?

There is an ancient Tibetan Buddhist practice called tonglin. I encourage you to breathe in pain and exhale love. Start with small irritations and then work to bigger difficulties. I guess I always try to take on too much, because I feel my monsters begin to coil up, getting ready to strike again.

Small steps, You have to remember that these mountains are climbed by taking one step at a time and by sometimes resting and getting an overview of the entire landscape.

For a couple of breaths today, try sitting or lying down and breathing in pain and exhaling love. Be a human alchemist and help transform the world one breath at a time.

Peace,

Your glorious head bustin' chairman,
Larre Lap Yee

Atlantic Rim Job meeting dates....

It looks as if I will be coming to town on Thursday July 14th and staying till Saturday July 16th. The glorious and triumphant plenary with incredible social and economic benefits will be held the evening of July 15th, kicking off at DBA, #41 1st Avenue between 2nd and 3rd street, at 5 pm. We will also have a warming up party on Thursday night since it looks as if Toddie will be out of town in Friday.

Also, I haven't arranged a place to stay. Any ideas?

Some very good news for Atlantic Rim Job....

Apparently, the Almighty will be making an appearance at the ARJ. We received his divine message today.....

GOD said...
GOD, IN THE HUMAN FORM OF ADAM GOLDBERG WILL GRACE THE MANDATORY, (DIVINATORY), EVENT WITH HIS PRESENCE.

5:35 PM

God is obviously welcome and since he is the creator of all, he will be providing the drinks and the food for the event. If there are any questions, please contact Adam Goldberg.

Pacific Rim Job

I just happened to run across this meaning today. I could not believe that its an actual slang saying.

International symbol for marraige.

New York (AP): On April 21, 2005, after 5 years of heated debate, the Commission of Human Rights approved the new International Symbol of Marriage, here.

Embarrassing?

You decide.

Calling All Savage Waffles.....

A meeting is going to be held in New York on Friday July 15th and it is necessary for everyone that can attend, attends. Lap and Craig will be choosing a venue and further information will posted here at a later date.

The new Mercury Mistress...

A car that is more than just fun to drive. See it here.

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Michael Jackson's planned new face.

Its defensive but still offensive.

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New York to create a beer trail.

This sounds like a great idea.

A century ago, there were more than 40 breweries in the Brooklyn borough alone. Currently there are more than 60 breweries, microbreweries and brewpubs in all of New York state, according to the Brewers Association, a nonprofit trade association.

And if they make up I Love Beer t-shirts lets get a few!!

Under the bill, which has already passed the Senate, the Empire State Brewery Trails Program would create an "I Love NY Beer" promotion that will include a brewery trail, vacation itineraries, and "brewery passports" with information on breweries and surrounding attractions as well as discounts and other incentives.

Happy father's day!

here.

Fake ID's....

Hmmmmm.

Thong of the day....

Here.

Education can be fun.

Learn your ABC's.

1,000 bars in 1 year....

Quest to visit 1,000 bars in one year. That is almost 3 a day.

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Milton J. Monroe reveals the latest picture of himself.

Milton J. Monroe hard at work.

He kind of Has girly looking hands doesn't he?

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Beer and Fitness - Join the US Beer Drinking Team

The US Beer Drinking Team website. Read about beer and fitness here.

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Required reading for this weekend.....

The sad story of Moojahdeen, the terrorist cow.
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Amazing find in the British Museum collection.

Prehistoric rock art featuring a caveman with a shopping cart on the walls of the British Museum.

Colonel Angus......

All the woman folk love Colonel Angus. Colonel Angus is headed down south. Since he prefers the deep south....the heat and humidity.

SNL Christopher Walken video.



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